The holiday card said it was from Reggie Bush, but it was actually my Dad giving Oscar a real treat- a Ballpark Hot Dog Rotisserie Griller and Bun Warmer machine, along with a "ballpark style" condiment tray. Eating hot dogs takes on a new element of adult hilarity with the Rotisserie Griller and Bun Warmer, which easily plugs-in to any electrical outlet.
The most provocative part of the machine has to be the two stainless steel "spike" Bun Warmers. Some have (correctly) said the Bun Warmers look like Silver Bullet dildos. With up to four weiners turning and glistening on the Grill, let the double entendres fly amidst the sizzling and pleasant "ding" the Griller's timer gives when the dogs are done.
Perhaps the only drawback of the Rotisserie Griller is: it doesn't turn sausages or franks with any sort of curve. Stick to straight hot dogs and/or franks, instead. You don't want to either use tongs or fingers to constantly flip the sausage, or have a half cooked curvy one on your hands (and buns). Niman Ranch's all-beef Fearless Franks (with or without nitrates, your call) fit the Rotisserie Griller just so, and allow for even cooking and sizzling. Showing TV football or other sports to rile the crowd into a further frenzy is optional.